The event was at the local college, and since I had to do some research in the library (for my new Navajo book), I left a little early. Well, it wasn't early enough. While I drove around the parking lot futile-y (don't know if that's a word, probably not) looking for a parking space, I saw the line winding around before me. I luckily found a parking space just outside the parking lot, skipped going to the library, and got at the end of a very, very long line.
After standing in line for quite some time, I realized that I knew the person in front of me . . . she's the one who scanned my pictures for my newest children's books. We talked the rest of the time in line, which gratefully made the time pass more quickly. I saw several people that I knew in line.
We weren't allowed to bring water bottles in, and it was hot. There was water, but it was down the way and I was too hot to walk down there to get it. Luckily, someone came by and gave us some water . . . a couple times.
When we got to the front of the line, it was like airport security. We had to empty our pockets, go through one of those security machines, and then I got wanded . . . don't know what I did to deserve that.
I had asked the woman I was with to save me a seat, because she was a minute before me. When I got into the gymnasium and looked around . . . there were no seats available! It was standing room only.
I edged my way over to the side, and shortly someone official came by and asked if anyone wanted to get closer to the stage. Although I had a pretty good spot, I gave it up hoping for better. There were no really good spots. We were packed in there like sardines. Most of you have read my accounts of India and thought I did some brave/dangerous/possibly stupid things there. Well, this was dangerous in a somewhat civilized way. Packed in like sardines . . . it would have been disaster if anything bad . . . fire, bad person, whatever . . . had happened.
We were so close that we were practically touching each other . . . well, many of us were. I could smell the faint aroma of sweat on someone. The air was stale, and I could feel people's breath. I looked around for the door in case I had to run for it. I was about fifteen feet away. I had read somewhere that in an emergency situation where trampling was a possibility, the way to survive is to put your elbows out and lift up your feet. That way, the crowd carries you out with minimal risk of being trampled. So . . . I was prepared for that.
When the person finally came on stage to speak, late, I might add, the crowd went crazy. The person said a few words, the crowd cheered, a few words, the crowd cheered, a few words, the crowd cheered. I didn't even get to hear all that the person said because the crowd wouldn't stop cheering. I think they would have cheered if the person would have talked about poop and barf! What I didn't really understand is that the person was preaching to the choir. Everyone in the audience was on this person's side. So, why give the sales speech? I don't get it.
The whole event reminded me of a religious revival that I went to many years ago. But, I think the revival was more interesting. And it wasn't my religion! (Not that I have any . . . ) Today, I ended up standing in line in the hot sun for more than two hours for a half hour speech punctuated by cheering. Was it worth it? I needed to go, I don't know why. So, yes, I suppose it was. And after it was over, I dutifully went over to the library and completed my Navajo research. No harm no foul.














